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BEFORE GOING ANY FARTHER READ THIS
(Although I'm sure most won't anyway)
Before you make any comment, before you come in there and tell me I suck, read the whole fucking thing. I'm really getting sick ofpeople coming in here and saying I'm a jackass,and I'm an asshole, when they don't even know what it is I'm talking about, because they haven't read the entire thing.

NOTICE:

I do not give a flying fuck what you think about what I've written. In the last week, I've had two seprate youngins that somewhat fit the following description
message me, and tell me how wrong I am, or how stupid I am for my point of view. If you don't like it, FUCK OFF. I don't give a rats ass if you care or not. What's even funnier is that both of these youngins that have messaged me, didn't even know what they were talking about. Do I think that all 13-15 year old kids are depressed? No. Do I think that all kids that listen to Linkin Park and Evanesence are depressed? No. Do I have something against depressed people? No. I have something against kids that act like they're depressed because they think it's cool. Because they want people to pity them. Because they're too fuckin stupid to realize that life is not about the latest fucking band or acting cool.

The ones that don't seem to realize that they're just a bunch of fucking corprate tools that shop at Hot Topic and claim that they are "unique."

I hate to tell you, but you are not unique. You're fucking corprate tools. What is Hot Topic? A corperation. I don't wanna hear no shit about how you're a fucking individual. Grow up.


Now that it's been said, everything below is exactly as this wiki was and should be. Don't like it? Don't message me about it.
I don't give a fuck.
Kiss my ass, go to hell, or whatever else you would rather do.


*NEW* (26/26/05)*
You know, I was thinking about it earlier, and although music does play a huge part nin most of our lives, we are not the music we listen to. We are not defined by the bands we like.We as a people seem to put too much emphasis on the bands we listen to when forming relationships with other people... asif it's the only thing, we as human beings, should have in common with one another. I dont really think the music we listen to should dictate the rest of our behaviors. Thats what's wrong with this entire "goth/punk/emo" thing right now. You can ony be goth if you listen to the bands other goth kids listen to... or if you listen to punk bands, then you're only hardcore if you listen to bands nobody else has heard of.... it's pathetic really.... and it's only getting worse.


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I finally realized the one thing that I hate worse than Wiggers! I absolutely, positiely and utterly LOATHE 13-15 year old kids that think it's "Cool" to be depressed. I've been browsing the random online members of this site, and unfortunately, about half the ones I found fit this category. We all know the type. They're like fourteen, and listen to Linkin Park, and Evanesence and think they're all goth, and spooky and shit. They talk about being suicidal because they think other people actually give a flying fuck what happens to them. They're the same kids that scream "accept me! accept me! accept me!" to the Ambercrombie and Fitch wearing crowd, but then scream about how much they hate preppies, ect. Just let me run into one of them in a dark alley, that is, if they weren't too scared to be alone in the dark.

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[-.-]: LMAO!! that was the most interetsing wiki ive read yet!! wait... can i join you!?

[The Right]: uh... sure, why not

[-.-]: [strips and dances about the room] WEE! we should do this more oftin!

[The Right]: hmmm.... okay,.... I say we make a specific time for it... like... how about every day at 6:28 we dance naked in random wikis....

[-.-]: lmao!! we have diffrent times dont we?

[The Right]: eh... whatever works. lol. it's gotta be a kinda random time or someone might expect it

[The Axe Effect]: Um...

[The Axe Effect]: Can't I just be in charge of marketing?

[-.-]: HAH! i knwo some one you can all sell to!! [a morbid love] honestly cant get her to shit up! "ahh i wanna die!! ahh i wanna kill myself.."

[The Right]: oh good god... it's pathetic... you can tell just by looking at her house... you know I've thought of starting a horror stories page like some of the other wikis... to site examples. lol

[The Axe Effect]: Its a Her? Oh. I thought the ded kid was him... or her, Im just being confused... Never mind ol' Schneider...

[Lethargic Panda]: She's certainly dark. o.o

[The Axe Effect]: Say, linney, what the FUCK were you doing on her house presentation thingy...?

[Lethargic Panda]: Trying to buy you a present for your surprise birthday party...well, I have news for you Schneider, now it's all ruined!

[-.-]: i am? what? im so lost.. thast how you spell my name? sense when!?

[Lethargic Panda]: Schneider spells things however the fuck he wants. *cool look*

[The Right]: *stares at you all*

[Lethargic Panda]: *more cool looks*

[The Right]: you are so awesome... let me make you my rock god.... *licks your feet*

[Lethargic Panda]: *rocks out* ^.^ How's Right?

[The Right]: bored.... at the moment... mostly anyway... Hubby's sick, and I've been takin care of him and baby girl all day... but my aunt came and got baby girl for the night, so that A) Her daddy's not makin her sick and B) I only have to take care of one baby at a time

[Lethargic Panda]: I see. o.o Fun? Have you tried splashing him with boiling water? It could help. >.>

[-.-]: that would hurt... and thast sucks.. looks like were all doing handy dandy!

[The Axe Effect]: ... no surprise... party? Ruined?... *sits down and cries*

[The Right]: or bleach water....

[The Axe Effect]: HEY! I want attention for my misery here! *points at self*

[-.-]: [stares at him...] ah thast not me then... la la la!!!! [jumps up and down and runs] LOOK!! I CAN FLY!!!! [hits a wall] ahh fuck...

[The Axe Effect]: Hey, right, try sulphuric acid... works miracles on the skin-stains...

[-.-]: umm.. ill pass!! O.o

[The Axe Effect]: Whokay...

[-.-]: indeed... o.o..... [pokes him witha stick...]

[The Axe Effect]: *takes away the stick* don't poke me with a stick.

[The Right]: *stares* I think it's best if I stay out of this conversation for a bit...

[-.-]: noo! dont!! O.O [ hugs The Right..] i want my stick back!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...x.x Lynney is acting...energetic.

[-.-]: maybe.. i think i just broke up with my ex... and lost my best friend.. now im a bit upset but i will be fine, indeed indeed...

[Lethargic Panda]: I see. So, is that the reason...for the energy, or is the energy stopping?

[-.-]: its stopping right now...

[The Right]: well... that sucks, but now that things have dulled down a bit, I sppose I can speak! yay. lol

[-.-]: you can always speek! well type...

[The Axe Effect]: And now for something completely different: The Larch.

[-.-]: so ANYWAYS! j/k

[Lethargic Panda]: Uh oh. :O

[-.-]: o.o -.-

[-.-]: im bored.. WEE!

[Lethargic Panda]: I see. You could...do something?

[-.-]: do what?

[Lethargic Panda]: Something. >.>

[-.-]: or nothing?

[Lethargic Panda]: ...That's doable.

[-.-]: it is!

[Lethargic Panda]: This conversation feels dead.

[-.-]: thats because it is..

[Lethargic Panda]: You killed it.

[The Right]: yeah... you make me sad...... :

[Lethargic Panda]: *pats* We'll get through this.

[-.-]: .. sorry....

[The Right]: ya'll better... cus I sure as hell don't have the money for real therepy.

[Lethargic Panda]: Meh, they're trying to send me to therapy. -.-

[-.-]: hah

[Lethargic Panda]: ...Not funny.

[-.-]: sorry.. im having a crappy day, sell me a razor please!

[Lethargic Panda]: What kind would ya like?

[-.-]: that i can slit some ones throat with.. maybea few.. have a couple people in mind, they must be fresh blades...

[Lethargic Panda]: x.o Emo girl.

[-.-]: LMAO! if you say so..

[Lethargic Panda]: And...I do.

[-.-]: arnt emo kids people who wanna kill themselfs?

[Lethargic Panda]: Emo kids are a lot of things.

[-.-]: so i can say you are one.. ok

[Lethargic Panda]: I'm not a lot of things...though. o.O

[-.-]: ah were all emo!! you sell rasons, i do the slottering, all handy dandy!! who do you want dead, hand the list in by monday

[Lethargic Panda]: So many spelling errors. x.x You really, really mispelled razors.

[-.-]: im sorry.. can you guess what ive been doing...? anyways, im taking this all as an hint you dont want me in this wiki anymore, no?

[Lethargic Panda]: Where'd you gather that?

[-.-]: LMAO! fine, ill go, ever want me back know where to find me

[Lethargic Panda]: x.x I asked you a frikkin' question.

[The Right]: *raises both eye brows* that was interesting.... you don't really want her gone, do you?

[The Axe Effect]: He doesn'

[Lethargic Panda]: I'm really rather indifferent on the subject; she can choose for herself. I was just asking a question. Sigh.

[The Right]: Oh... just curious.

[Lethargic Panda]: Yeah. People are being agh.

[-.-]: [happy 4 20!!]

[Lethargic Panda]: Good example.

[The Right]: I smoke the chronic.... but I had to work all day... lol

[Lethargic Panda]: People who go "420, 420 OMG OMG IT'S 420" are as annoying to me as children who parade around 666 to feel dark, and 69 to feel sexy.

[Lethargic Panda]: ...and the occasional 6669 for those who can't decide.

[-.-]: LMAO! 4 20 is my saying "woo hoo new year!!" because it was the 1st day i decided to try it... and i only can do it on that day it seems (and b-days!) so yeah.. has a meaning to me.. 666 is just annoying.. and then the hole 69.. kids just need to get laid.. why not advertised it for the 50 year old stalkers! so is like.. 99 doing it from the behind? 13 <--does he have3 dicks? im sorry.. bored..

[Lethargic Panda]: Don't really understand the...13 thing.

[-.-]: oh sorry.. i was a bit ouda it when i wrote that.... umm.. now that i see it i really dont eather..

[The Right]: I don't know... I thought it was funny when I found out that my clock-in number at work was 69... but still... what's even funnier is that since jr high(I'll have to tell the story sometime) I've had the nickname stash... so my fiancee used to call the house at 420 to check on his stash... yeah... I know... it's cheezy... but I love it...

[Lethargic Panda]: *falls over*

[-.-]: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god thats great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!

[The Axe Effect]: It may be just me, but what is so fucking special about the 20th of April? (been working too hard pretending to be Schneider to get me a life)

[-.-]: who knos? its pwidy? wit loooza colours.. (supose to sound childish!!) anyways! umm... its a good month?

[The Axe Effect]: FNORD!

[!~N1ghtingale l0cked in the cage~!]: g o k i l l y o u r s e l f sweet sweet words.

[-.-]: why so many spaces?

[Lethargic Panda]: Because she's a senseless jackass. :)

[-.-]: id say!! poor little spaces! their being abused!! AWW!

[Lethargic Panda]: I'm in the mood to mangle something.

[-.-]: [Just Another Teenage Whore. //] is such a little baby! (attention whore) ohh god.. shes all for the... "my life is terrible im gonna kill myself no one loves me!!" then why the fuck is she in a house? with a computer?? hmm?

[-.-]: lets sell her razors!! PLEASE!!!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...o.o You shouldn't pick out people to be mean to, just...be mean once they come to you.

[-.-]: she did! fuck! it was soo annoying.. and now shes crying to my ex... and hes telling her to talk to me and get over it! and im like.. go kill yourself, end the misery of making your bed!!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...and...you're telling us...because?

[-.-]: for the fuck of complaining!! Duh!! all her shit is making me wanna wine, so your lucky!

[Lethargic Panda]: Sigh.

[-.-]: complain with me?

[Lethargic Panda]: No, I'll pass.

[-.-]: Why? ...

[Lethargic Panda]: It's annoying enough with just you complaining.

[-.-]: Fine! Ill shut up!

[Lethargic Panda]: You can...speak, just stop incessantly complaining about random members you dislike.

[-.-]: Members that are anoying... And complane about killing themselfs.. Indeed..

[Lethargic Panda]: Even if they are annoying, bringing them here serves no other purpose than to annoy us.

[-.-]: Good point, but what if you like to annoy people?

[Lethargic Panda]: You should annoy others.

[-.-]: Maybe.

[The Right]: so anyway....

[-.-]: ...

[-.-]: Monkey?

[-.-]: Why?

[Lethargic Panda]: Because, no.

[-.-]: Nice reason!

[Lethargic Panda]: It was.

[-.-]: Not really!

[The Right]: *raises eyebrow*

[Lethargic Panda]: She makes me sad.

[-.-]: Tear.

[The Right]: *paddles you both with a cricket paddle*

[-.-]: ouch!

[Lethargic Panda]: o.o Perv.

[The Axe Effect]: Heh! So now we're down to bitching at eachother, are we? Is this the best we can do?

[Lethargic Panda]: ...We could...try to incorporate impalement.

[The Axe Effect]: Sounds like a plan... Any voluteers? do I see a hand there?

[-.-]: ~~silence~~

[Lethargic Panda]: Let's impale the first person to misspell 'silence'! >.>

[-.-]: Oh Burn!

[Lethargic Panda]: *pats self on the back* ^.^ I've had an ongoing argument with a person in the wiki Shit. !

[Lethargic Panda]: *just checked* She's thirteen! *pats self on the back some more*

[-.-]: Big boy now

[Lethargic Panda]: ...x.x Are you hitting on me?

[-.-]: Erm.. Hope not!

[Lethargic Panda]: I am awfully pretty...

[-.-]: LMAO!! Oh god thats a funny one!

[The Right]: Pretty? it takes quite a masculine man to admit that (did I spell that right?)

[Lethargic Panda]: o.o ... Yeah. >.> And...I am pretty. *glare*

[The Right]: Okay! :)

[-.-]: pretty little angel

[Lethargic Panda]: *prances*

[-.-]: Awww Sooooooo cute!

[Lethargic Panda]: Damn straight. o.o

[-.-]: Awwwwww!!!!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...To much aww.

[-.-]: But you like it.. Its all for you

[The Right]: don't make me get out the paddle again.

[Lethargic Panda]: I've got your nose! *has your nose* HAHAHAHA!

[-.-]: Paddle... nose... erm...

[Lethargic Panda]: Confused?

[-.-]: Nah just debating whats worse...

[Lethargic Panda]: And the answer is..?

[-.-]: Neither... ^-^

[Lethargic Panda]: ...alrighty.

[-.-]: ...

[Lethargic Panda]: Fine, you've made me do it. *points out your misspelling of 'neither'*

[-.-]: LIES!

[Lethargic Panda]: You changed it. -.x ...That girl...is trying to get you to join her. *falls over laughing*

[-.-]: Sure sure.. LIES!!!!!!!! Erm...

[Lethargic Panda]: o.o Nuh uh. >.>

[-.-]: Hey im not the smartest pwidy angel!

[Lethargic Panda]: Never thought you were. :P

[-.-]: So stop crecting at least im trying!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...Are you?

[-.-]: Maybe

[Lethargic Panda]: Pft, not good enough.

[-.-]: Enough to satisfy myself.. PWIDY!

[Lethargic Panda]: ...Well, good. :)

[-.-]: Damn yeah!! WOO HOO!! Bad Lynney... to hyper...

[Lethargic Panda]: Indeed. x.x

[The Right]: * raises eyebrow*

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: I know this might be coming out of nowhere but I always find it slightly irritating but somewhat funny when someone says they're going to kill themselves but 20 minutes after you don't respond they call you like, "Don't you even care??Why didn't you respond?"

[Lethargic Panda]: Yes, that is annoying.

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: *three and a half thumbs up*

[-.-]: ... Yeah.. i get that alot, or their on the next day... or at school the next day, and they said they tryed but have no proof... WOO HOO! CAT SCRATCHES!

[Lethargic Panda]: A very nice story.

[-.-]: *bows*

[Lethargic Panda]: *sarcasms*

[-.-]: *hides*

[Lethargic Panda]: Sigh.

[-.-]: *hides still*

[Lethargic Panda]: *throws bombs* >.>

[-.-]: *hides still*

[The Right]: freakin weirdos...

[The Axe Effect]: Okay... and now for the hard questions: People who do not understand sarcasm should be: A) shot, B) gutted, C) Hung from a tree or D) shot, gutted, hung from a tree and ran over by a Buick.

[// Grace //.And..Bend]: ummm...uhhhh....wellll......errrr......I'll have to take d for 200 alex...

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